Behold, I am Arty! I hail from Beansberg Scottland! The composer of royal composure. It is my job to taste nature’s musical fruit, to make sure Royalty doesn’t “toot” in front of their loyal subjects.
If you understand the wafting message I am drifting in your general direction, you will love my spoken word. My humor will sting your nostrils as well coax the deepest laughter from within. Fun does have a smell and sound, and I will bring it before you!
My poems , songs, and original sounds, are what make me, triple F rated. Family, Fart, Friendly. “Better out than in” as I always say, I look forward to musing you! – A